Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Standing at the Lift Lobby at Work

I was dashing off to a meeting in one of the stupid number of buildings my employer has when I ended up waiting in a lift lobby with a guy who was singing to himself. By singing I mean caterwauling. The first thing he brought to mind was the dude who wanted to be Mimi on the X-factor.

SF: Morning. You do realise you're singing out loud, right?
Mimi: No.

... (time passes. He starts again)

SF: You're doing it again. It's not very good.

Mimi exits via fire escape.

I feel mean, but no way I was going to get in a lift with him. What if it broke down and we were trapped for hours?!

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